January 2010
21 posts
December 2009
19 posts
i sleep in a ziploc bag at night so i can stay fresh … that’s when...
– one of my students, o, the daily surprises are endless …
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
tweexcore:
Laughing so much. SO good.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
Chuck Palahniuk
Boys who can’t read.
Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)
Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.
Charles Dickens
Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but...
the lust for comfort murders the passions of the soul
– kahlil gibran
thank you for another wonderful diversion,...
Sing to me, O Muse, seductively sibilant strains, inspiring my spirit
Date: 2009-10-08, 2:23PM CDT
I was going to sing you an epic poem rife with soft, alluring words, but Calliope withheld her inspiration. It would have been a masterpiece; it would be funny, engaging, charming, and sure to show my awesome intelligence. It would have clearly and convincingly demonstrated that I am interested in...